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(no subject) [Sep. 1st, 2004|02:48 pm]
Once upon a time there were two girls. Rach and Sara. Sara liked music like Anthrax, Discharge, Poison, Motley Crue. Rach listened to the classics like Zeppelin, Sabbath, THE STONES, and Nirvana. Sara is a cunt and hates Nirvana but whorships Jimmy PAge and Tony Iommi. They played guitar for three years, and wanted to start a rock/grunge band. Sara's best friend in the entire world plays bass, alas she wouldn't play for the band. Sara knew a punk in Philly who might play, but alas he was always drunk and at work. After many nights of crying(EMO!) Sara decided Hey I'm gonna put on a fucking happy face and decide to make flyers. So she did that, she passed them out and is waiting for a call.
so call bitches.

I'm gettig impatient.

When my band gets together, any bands from jersey or philly want to paly with us? Please. My friend gives good head....
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(no subject) [Aug. 30th, 2004|12:23 pm]
1.Tell me about that time you broke that law! Shoplifting.

2.What or who pisses you off? This damn survey shit.

3.Would you rather date a sissy or a homebody? What the hell is a homebody? I'll go with that.

4.Sex or drugs or breaking stuff? I break stuff when I have sex, and after I smoke a joint.

5.The Clash or The Ramones? Discharge wins

6.What do you think about Anarchy? I believe in anarchy...not.

7.Do you do things that are "bad for your body"? All the time.

8.How many times have/were you kicked out of that place?! That place? I was kicked out of a restaurant...

8.Are you in trouble all the time? Mommy always yells at me and daddy won't give me money. I lied, I get punished all the time. I don't get money anyhow.

1.How messy are you in general? No one is messier then I.

2.Do you bang your head on things repeatedly? By accident. I always hit my head on ceilings, fans, doornobs, stairs, walls, and fishtanks.

3.What do you think of mullets? I want one.

4.When did you start drinking alchohol? When I was 3. Gotta start em' young was my mother motto.

5.Do you go to concerts often? Yeah.

6.What bands rock your pants off? My pants off? I take them off on my own.

7.What do you think about violence? SEX AND VIOLENCE IS PUNK

8.Worship Satan or practice black magic? Neither.

9.How wild are you in general? I went down the up escaltor.

1.Do you live in the ghetto? Not really.

2.Have you ever held a gun before? Maybe..who wants to know?

3.How much bling do you own? Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got

4.Big butts or big boobs? I'm the "ass mastaaaa"

5."Fo' Sho" or "Yeah, son"? Yeah son.
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(no subject) [Aug. 30th, 2004|12:11 pm]
[mood |melancholy]
[music |Toxic Narcotic- Shoot People Not Dope]

Your LJ Perfect Date
LJ Username
Choose a random word
Your Perfect Date lastyears_youth
You have dinner at a park
Afterwards you make love
Your date asks you to dance
You say run, Forest, run!
Chance you will get lucky - 94%
This Quiz by akasha82 - Taken 147734 Times.
New - Kwiz.Biz Astrology and Horoscopes

Hey you vicious one...
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(no subject) [Aug. 23rd, 2004|02:05 pm]
[mood |hungover]
[music |dimmu borgir, KOTCC]

Yesterday, I got drunk. I threw up 24 times during the day. Not that much in the morning after but the night after.
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Ska Pickup Lines [Aug. 7th, 2004|03:19 pm]
[music |Blitz- Razors In The Night]

+Wow, you have old vinyl? Can I show you my 7"?

+I play trombone, and you know, we do it in seven positions.

+You must play the trumpet… cuz you really make me horny

+How about we spin some ska music and then I'll fuck you up the ass? (Slap!) What, don't you like ska music??

+Are you going to the ska party tonight? (What ska party?) The one in your mouth, can I cum?

+Hey, Less Than Jake is up next. Let's get out of here.

+Hey baby, I need to siphon gas for my Vespa and I was wondering if you were good at sucking.

+What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

+You know what would look good on your checkered skirt? My sperm.

+Before the Bosstones, there was only one thing so mighty mighty.

+I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?

+Isn't Hepcat so romantic? Let's fuck.

+Wanna see my Skankin Pickle? The green cleared up.

+I have a penis; you have a vagina… that can't just be coincidence.

+Here's a message for you, come over here and blow me!

+Yup that's my penis. Wanna pick it up?

+I like my Ska how I like my woman. Bouncy and Horny.

+I'm Bad in Plaid but I'm not bad in bed

+If you were Ska vinyl, I'd flip you over and try not to scratch you

+Take warning, my cock is 25 inches long

+You ever fuck on a scooter before?

+What's that in your eye? Oh sorry that's my cock.

+I met Terry Hall. Yes you can touch me.

+Talk is cheap, and so are you.

+One of the Skatalites passed away, why don't you come over and comfort me?

+My dog's ass looks like your chelsea haircut but I'm drunk and horny so you'll do

+I like my rude girls how I like my music. Slow and Quiet.

+Wanna slurp on my spit valve?

+Besides my head, I also shaved another part of my body. Wanna see?

+I don't have a reel big fish but I got something else that's reel big

+Why don't you skank into my bedroom

+Have any rudeboy in you? want some?

+Free Nelson Mandela. But first, let's free my cock.
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fuck emo in the ass [Aug. 6th, 2004|05:47 pm]
[music |Driller Killer]

Fuck warped tour and emo kid hardcore dancing
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(no subject) [Aug. 2nd, 2004|07:38 pm]
[music |Your mom moaning all tied up and blindfolded to my bed]

If you need alternative language versions or formats, get someone to translate them or LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH. ARE YOU UNDERSTANDING THE WORDS THAT I AM SPEAKING?

Things to remember

If you are involved in any emergency it is important to:

1-Run like hell, particularly if you caused the emergency.
2-Trample all others in your desperate attempt to escape.
3-Loot on the way out.

Preparing for an emergency - What you can do

Look, it's an emergency. How are you supposed to prepare for it? It's in the bloody dictionary. " A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate action." If you expect it, it's not an emergency, is it? Honestly.
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Ain't it pretty how life looks, on the other side [Aug. 2nd, 2004|12:16 pm]
[music |Dimmu Borgir]

I stole this from LastYearsYouth, but he stole it from somewhere else, so it's all fuckin good. We are commies.


IN SHORT! Doctor Laura had said that...
" Homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance"


Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people
regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from
your show, and try to share that knowledge with as
many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind
them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an
abomination. ... End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however,
regarding some other elements of God's Law and how to
follow them.
1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice,
I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord -
Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the
odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery,
as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age,
what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman
while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness
- Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have
tried asking, but most women take offense.
4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess
slaves, both male and female, provided they are
purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not
Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the
Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. The passage clearly states he
should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill
him myself?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating
shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a
lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree.
Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the
altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to
admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have
to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed,
including the hair around their temples, even though
this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should
they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin
of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play
football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by
planting two different crops in the same field, as
does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He
also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really
necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the
whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16.
Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private
family affair like we do with people who sleep with
their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things
extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in
such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank
you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal
and unchanging.
Your adoring fan,
James M. Kauffman, Ed.D.
Professor Emeritus
Dept. of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special
University of Virginia
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(no subject) [Aug. 1st, 2004|03:35 pm]


-Destroy the USA - The briefs
-False Hope - Unseen
-Paranoia - NY REL-X
-Clockwork - Lower Class Bratz

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(no subject) [Aug. 1st, 2004|03:11 pm]
You are Oi! A favorite amongst the skins, you wear
boots & braces. You talk mostly about drinking
beer & how no one really understands you. As
long as you remember that in the states its
wicked lame to call soccer football, youre
pretty cool.

What kind of good music are you?
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Im not a fucking skin.

I just like to drink and I love oxymoron...jesus fucking shoot me.

Psh It's better then being brody armstrongs fuckin girl slave...BRODY OH BRODY
yeah so she's hot but she can suck my cunt cause I hate her
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